113.1: Oscar Meltdown 3D

Published: March 4, 2011, 3:39 a.m.

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Movie Meltdown - Episode 113.1

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Join us for for the third annual Movie Meltdown Oscar Mayer party! In our usual tradition, we load up on pork and make snarky comments about celebrities.

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As we partake in the hors d\'oeuvres, bacon caramel,\\xa0and bacon cookies - we also discuss...

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Dead Island, Betel nut, home wrecker, anna paquin, Burning Bright, hating the Pillsbury Doughboy, Doghouse, touching Sean Patrick Flanery\\u2019s face, homeless scruff, nobody does it like Sheryl Lee, the most awesome video game trailer ever!, Tiffany\\u2019s boobs, Debbie\\u2019s arms, Team Bill vs. Team Eric, smushy face, little wiener juice, Warlock 3 was awesome, Boondock Saints, how The Blair Witch Project should have ended, Piranha, dark Tiny Tim, Castlevania, The Tsunami Warrior, use your words, Trick \\u2018r Treat, Team Woodsman, welding tacos, puppet Kermit the Frog and\\xa0Misty\'s favorite\\xa0sweater puppies.

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Random Spoiler Alerts: Boondock Saints 2 and Trick \'r Treat.

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\\n\\xa0\\u201cShe\\u2019s kind of cute in her own way, but she definitely has a fucked up face.\\u201d

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\\u201cThere\\u2019s no Mega Python vs. Gatoroid nominated!\\u201d

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\\u201cI can\\u2019t recognize Scarlett Johansen without her cleavage.\\u201d

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\\u201cThis is so much more meaningful, when it\\u2019s on mute.\\u201d

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