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Guys, sometimes it's hard fixin' movies. Cuz how do you fix a movie whose only real crime is its intense and revolting homophobia? We sat down to watch Wild Hogs this week, with John Travolta and Tim Allen, expecting a return to normalcy after the heights of lunacy that were Digimon and Highlander, and instead we got a bunch of old straight white men getting offended that some folks might think for one single second that they're gay. So we just took all those nasty boys right out of there and made a movie called The Greatest Penetration, starring Cloris Leachman, Angela Lansbury, and Kim Novak, about a group of elderly women discovering their sexuality and making bank as they discover late in life their calling as camgirls! It's all body and sex positivity in this one, y'all!

Also we fix the trailers for Second Act and The Package