Episode 68: VS King Solomon's Mines

Published: Sept. 14, 2016, 6 p.m.

b"We're brining our Cannon Canon series to a close with 1985's absolutely awful\\nKing Solomon's Mines, a nominal Allan Quatermain adaptation that's really an\\nincredibly inept Indiana Jones rip-off.\\xa0 Only the Icelandic snacks sent to us by\\nlistener Einar Masson get us through the horrors of the movie's 100-minute run\\ntime. It commits all the cardinal sins. All of them! You can watch along with us\\non The Paramount Vault on YouTube."