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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are ridin\\u2019 into the sunset with the most rootinest-tootinest B-movie bonus episode on this side o\\u2019 the ol\\u2019 Mississipp. Saddle up, \\u2018cause we\\u2019re talkin\\u2019 \\u2018bout Barry Sonnenfeld\\u2019s 1999 film, Wild Wild West.

Wild Wild West (Yeah!)

[YEAH!]

Jim West, desperado

[Sean Anderson, ghostly podcast voice. Nice to meet ya.]

Roughrider, you don\\u2019t want nada

[Hey, don\\u2019t get so down on yourself. You\\u2019ve surely got lots to offer!]

None of this, six-gunnin\\u2019 this, brother runnin\\u2019 this

Well, actually (pushes glasses up nose), I believe it\\u2019s called a six-shooter. Not a six-gun. Actually, I don\\u2019t know anything about guns. Don\\u2019t listen to me.]

Buffalo soldier, look, it\\u2019s like I told ya

[I\\u2019ve got nothing for this. Buffalo Soldiers are a fascinating bit of United States history. It was a nickname originally given to members of the 10th Cavalry Regiment and came to be synonymous with all African-American regiments formed in 1866.]

Any damsel that\\u2019s in distress

[They\\u2019re gonna look at your butt, apparently.]

Be outta that dress when she meet Jim West

[Oh, I guess they\\u2019ll be doing more than just lookin\\u2019 at that butt. (Wink-wink.)]

Roughneck, so go check the law and abide

[Wait, what do oil rig workers have to do with this film? Did I black out between Kevin Kline talking about his supple bosoms and Branagh walking on mechanical spider legs inside a giant mechanical spider? What\\u2019s happening?]

Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side

[Is that a threat?]

Swallow your pride, don\\u2019t let your lip react

[I think that\\u2019s a threat! Come on, man. I was supporting you a minute ago.]

You don\\u2019t want to see my hand where my hip be at

[What? You\\u2019re gonna shoot me now? What the hell?! Where is this animosity coming from? I\\u2019ve done nothing to you!]

With Artemis, from the start of this, runnin\\u2019 the game

[You leave Artemis Gordon out of this! You never supported him! What, you take down someone with the worst goatee ever and now you\\u2019re suddenly best buds? You didn\\u2019t earn his love, you son of a bitch!]

James West, tamin\\u2019 the west, so remember the name

[(BANG!) Ow! You shot me! You actually shot me! I\\u2019m not going to forget your name now, you bastard! James West, you just made yourself one hell of an enemy. I\\u2019ll be back. When you least expect it, I\\u2019ll be back. I\\u2019ll make you remember my name then! \\u2026Medic!]

(Recorded on August 02, 2021)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Wild Wild West - IMDb

Wild Wild West trailer - YouTube

Inspector Gadget (TV Series 1983\\u20131986) - IMDb

Will Smith - IMDb

Kevin Kline - IMDb

The Pursuit of Happyness - IMDb

Seven Pounds - IMDb

Collateral Beauty - IMDb

Men in Black - IMDb

Suicide Squad - IMDb

Hitch - IMDb