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The day we\\u2019ve all been waiting for is finally here!

This time, for our monthly B-movie bonus episode, Skipper Steve and First Mate Sean are subjecting themselves to the clearly very accurate documentation of the hunt for mankind\\u2019s greatest aquatic murder machine. That\\u2019s right, we\\u2019re talking about the Declan O\\u2019Brien masterwork, Sharktopus!

If Skipper Steve\\u2019s dog is any indication, it\\u2019s immediately clear to all living beings that this movie probably shouldn\\u2019t have been made and definitely shouldn\\u2019t have been watched. If only we had listened to that cute fuzzball\\u2026

But we didn\\u2019t and now we\\u2019re defeated husks that used to resemble human beings.

Let\\u2019s try to talk about this thing. Okay, an entrepreneurial tough guy helps unleash a scientific marvel known as Sharktopus (half shark-half octopus) because he\\u2019s got the military breathing down his neck. Surprise surprise, Sharktopus starts killing people after the device controlling it is destroyed. Who could have seen that coming?! The tough guy\\u2019s daughter and a cocky pretty boy who used to work for the tough guy are tasked with hunting down Sharktopus and stopping it. Along the way, the media gets involved, people die, there\\u2019s loads of brooding, more people die, and then even more people die! But then it\\u2019s exploded because it can\\u2019t be stopped any other way, but is that really the end?

Take that Citizen Kane, you piece of crap!

Skipper Steven and First Mate Sean give this film more consideration and thought than most people involved in the production probably did. Except when it came to the inventive deaths that take place. Those were intense. The real mystery here is what did they think of this film by the end of it? Was Sharktopus B-movie brilliance or was it an utter B-movie blunder? The only way to find out is to listen to this episode!

(Recorded on June 4, 2020)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Sharktopus - IMDb

Sharktopus trailer - YouTube

Snakes on a Plane | More Movies Please! - Apple Podcasts

Snakes on a Plane - IMDb

Demolition Man | More Movies Please! - Apple Podcasts

Demolition Man - IMDb

The Asylum

Sharknado - IMDb

Space Cop - IMDb

Piranha 3DD - IMDb

The Room - IMDb

The Disaster Artist - IMDb

Tommy Wiseau - IMDb

How did Tommy Wiseau get his money? 4 insane theories about the "The Room" writer and director - Hello Giggles

Edward D. Wood, Jr. - IMDb

Plan 9 from Outer Space - IMDb

Sara Malakul Lane - IMDb

Eric Roberts - IMDb

\\u201cNot like this\\u2026\\u201d | The Matrix - YouTube

Baby Shark Dance - YouTube