3.25 All About Brooke

Published: Jan. 16, 2023, 11 a.m.

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Well, was this episode all about Brooke, as the title implies?  Nope.

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As much as we wanted a Brooke-centric episode, we did not get it.  But we DID land a HUGE special guest ... Jo\'s Baby Austin, all grown up!  Or, at least that\'s the best explanation we can come up with for why someone about Austin\'s age is the Melrose Place Facebook Group Internet Sensation with an encyclopedic knowledge of Melrose Place despite being nowhere near the demographic of the audience.  Also, you can see his etsy shop here: TheCuckooBin - Etsy and perhaps reach out to him and encourage him to create some Melrose Place themed dolls.  Perhaps Kimberly with a removable wig?  Alison with the dark glasses?  The possibilities are endless.

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Unlike the relationship potential between Amanda and Michael.  Michael has proposed to Amanda, meaning he has proposed to and married Jane, proposed to and killed Kimberly, been force-proposed to and married Sydney, been proposed to and married back from the dead Kimberly, and no proposed to and got laughed at by Amanda Woodward.  So that\'s done.

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What\'s not done is that Sydney is blackmailing Michael and Kimberly out of their $100,000 insurance settlement for reasons that were not clear to us, although the other podcasts seemed to correctly identify that it is to help Jane\'s business.  

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Jake and Jess are comically fighting over Jo, while Jess steals credit cards to take Jo and Jake out to dinner while Jo is wearing an objectively beautiful shirt that Mary thinks just came from TJ Maxx.

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Meanwhile, Brooke is putting the moves on Billy, and finds a lot of tension can be released from a table pounding game of air hockey at the Santa Monica Pier.

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All this, plus two fantastic sponsors!

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