77. Why Watching Live Sports is Stupid

Published: Sept. 28, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

Why waste 4 hours slogging through commercials and bad refs and idiot commentators just to have a coin flip chance at a win? It's 2020 people, there's a perfect way to streamline/destress and thoroughly enjoy sports without monopolizing your day. So follow my step by step procedures and become a model of efficiency in your athletic enjoyment!