Who doesn't love a mindless early 2000s superhero movie with a nu metal soundtrack? Ben Affleck's fun joyride as a blind lawyer in New York who dresses like a leather daddy Satan and fights crazy bald Colin Farrell and Michael Clarke Duncan in 3 piece suits! Revel in the absurdity of the before times of marvel movies before the edges were sanded down. Come play in the mud with me as I over analyze this mindless joy!