Bloodsport

Published: Dec. 2, 2019, 11:56 p.m.

b"\\u201cVery good. But brick not PODCAST back.\\u201d\\n\\nThe gang has another Manly Movie \\u201cfirst\\u201d with our first flick featuring the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude van Damme, in his first starring role: Bloodsport! In a definitely-not-true story, we marvel at JCVD\\u2019s earth-shattering splits, Forest Whitaker\\u2019s confusing presence in this film, and the longest flashback sequence in film history!\\n\\nReach the show at manlymoviemonday@gmail.com!\\n\\n0:00 - A Matt-less Introduction\\n\\n2:09 - John describes the movie in one sentence\\n\\n4:41 - What are the best lines?\\n\\n6:20 - Nitpicking Moments, JCVD\\u2019s \\u201cbrief nudity,\\u201d and Forest Whitaker\\u2019s in this movie\\n\\n12:51 - Half-Assed Internet Research\\n\\n20:33 - What was the most implausible part?\\n\\n25:53 - What was the best finishing move? (feat. the Best Movies about Fighting)\\n\\n29:50 - What would be your personal fighting style?\\n\\n31:22 - When would you fail or turn back?\\n\\n32:55 - The John Matrix Award for Best Name\\n\\n34:21 - Who is the best spin-off character?\\n\\n36:00 - Villain Danger Rating (feat. Kent vs. Planet Fitness)\\n\\n39:40 - Rate the movie! (feat. JCVD's star power)\\n\\n44:17 - Parting thoughts and next week's episode: LETHAL WEAPON!"