Why is guarding a valuable thoroughbred horse the subject of scorn? The answer is that this is Early Magnum, and so Magnum\u2019s friends are kind of jerks. Also there\u2019s a lady from Iowa whose relationship with Magnum is perplexing on multiple fronts. Then there\u2019s the \u201cFrankenstein Island\u201d connection. It\u2019s a weird episode. But we have many new segments, one invented by a listener!