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This week is on New Girl, a show with actors I like but have never watched the series until now (I'm still in season 1). If you are like me and haven't seen it, the show is about Jess, who after a bad break-up ends up moving into a loft with three single men. Although the men find her behavior very unusual, they support her - most of the time. It stars Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, and Lamorne Morris and was created by Elizabeth Meriwether. 

Bro Juice (theodysseyonline.com):

Ingredients 

• One bottle of Vodka
• One bottle of Everclear
• One bottle of Fruit Punch
• Large Cooler
• One heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing

Directions

1. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
2. Have fun and drink responsibly.

New Girl Drinking Game (Pinterest.com):

Take a Drink When...

• Jess Sings
• Schmidt has sex
• The outside of the loft is shown
• Schmidt has an OCD moment
• A song plays that you recognize
• There's a reference or flashback to fat Schmidt
• There's a Jewish reference
• Winston mentions a new job
• Jess isn't wearing her glasses
• There's an argument in the loft
• They go to the bar together
• Homeless Dave appears
• Winston pulls a prank
• A loft meeting is called
• They say the word loft

Take a Shot When...

• Schmidt has to put money in the douche bag jar
• Jess cries
• Winston's cat is on screen
• Somebody breaks up
• Nick moon walks out of a situation
• Nadia makes an appearance
• A parent or sibling visits
• Tran and Nick have a talk
• An old ex shows up
• There is a flashback to college
• Schmidt mispronounces a word
• Someone starts a new job
• Jess watches Dirty Dancing
• Character is called by full name

Finish Your Drink When...

• A character gets drunk
• A secret gets leaked
• They play True American
• Someone new moves in
• Jess gets high
• They attend a wedding or get married

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