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This week is on New Girl, a show with actors I like but have never watched the series until now (I'm still in season 1). If you are like me and haven't seen it, the show is about Jess, who after a bad break-up ends up moving into a loft with three single men. Although the men find her behavior very unusual, they support her - most of the time. It stars Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, and Lamorne Morris and was created by Elizabeth Meriwether. 

Bro Juice (theodysseyonline.com):

Ingredients 

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• One bottle of Vodka
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• One bottle of Everclear
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• One bottle of Fruit Punch
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• Large Cooler
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• One heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing
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Directions

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1. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
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2. Have fun and drink responsibly.
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New Girl Drinking Game (Pinterest.com):

Take a Drink When...

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• Jess Sings
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• Schmidt has sex
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• The outside of the loft is shown
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• Schmidt has an OCD moment
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• A song plays that you recognize
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• There's a reference or flashback to fat Schmidt
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• There's a Jewish reference
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• Winston mentions a new job
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• Jess isn't wearing her glasses
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• There's an argument in the loft
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• They go to the bar together
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• Homeless Dave appears
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• Winston pulls a prank
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• A loft meeting is called
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• They say the word loft
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Take a Shot When...

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• Schmidt has to put money in the douche bag jar
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• Jess cries
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• Winston's cat is on screen
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• Somebody breaks up
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• Nick moon walks out of a situation
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• Nadia makes an appearance
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• A parent or sibling visits
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• Tran and Nick have a talk
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• An old ex shows up
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• There is a flashback to college
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• Schmidt mispronounces a word
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• Someone starts a new job
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• Jess watches Dirty Dancing
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• Character is called by full name
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Finish Your Drink When...

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• A character gets drunk
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• A secret gets leaked
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• They play True American
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• Someone new moves in
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• Jess gets high
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• They attend a wedding or get married
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