SBG 118: Barbie

Published: Jan. 8, 2024, 5 p.m.

b'Hi #Barbie! Welcome back to Lez Hang Out, the podcast that\\u2019s full of L- Leigh! E- Ellie! Z- Zeal! This week, Leigh (@lshfoster) and Ellie (@elliebrigida) finally get a chance to dish about the 4000 reasons why Greta Gerwig\\u2019s hit 2023 film Barbie Should\\u2019ve Been Gay.\\xa0\\nFrom the second she steps onto the screen in all of her pink glory, Margot Robbie\\u2019s Barbie is giving gay. There were so many choices made for this film and every single one of them screams homosexual. The biggest choice being her glaringly obvious disinterest in any Ken ever. Not only does she not like-like any of the Kens, she doesn\\u2019t even seem to register that they are interested in her! Barbie is so taken aback by Ken\\u2019s desire to spend the night at her Dream House because they are \\u201cboyfriend/girlfriend\\u201d that she immediately spirals into an existential crisis that creates a rift in the fabric of the universe.\\xa0\\nEverything from this moment on is Barbie\\u2019s coming out journey as she awakens from the fog of heteronormativity. She is given a choice, to stay in the closet or to take the Birkenstock and have her eyes opened to the Real World. If you have a heterosexual explanation for this choice, we would honestly love to hear it. We follow Barbie\\u2019s journey into the Real World where she encounters more disappointing men and narrowly escapes being put back into the closet (the Barbie Box) by Mattel with the help of Gloria. As soon as these two are onscreen together, it becomes impossible not to ship them. Let #Glorbie kiss, you cowards!\\xa0\\nWhile Glorbie are off shining, Ken is making it literally the entire world\\u2019s problem that the girl he likes doesn\\u2019t like him back. This is somehow enough justification for him and the other Kens to brainwash all of the Barbies in Barbie Land, overthrow the all-women government, and steal every Dream House. It is a bit outrageous how much screen time Ken and other male characters are given in a movie called Barbie. Even at the end when the Barbies take Barbie Land back from the grips of the patriarchy, Ken still doesn\\u2019t quite get it through his head that Barbie and him are not going to be a couple. Barbie on the other hand has never felt more clearly about who she is and who she no longer can pretend to be. She is simply too gay to go back to her old heteronormative life in Barbie Land; and she has to leave that world behind to embrace her new life with Gloria and their daughter.\\xa0\\nWe know one thing for sure, Barbie Should\\u2019ve Been Gay.\\xa0\\nFollow us on the platform formerly known as Twitter: (@lezhangoutpod) and answer our Q & Gay questions at the end of every episode. You can also join us on Facebook.com/lezhangoutpod and Instagram (@lezhangoutpod). Find us individually on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok at Leigh (@lshfoster) and Ellie (@elliebrigida).\\xa0\\nTime is running out to join Ellie and Leigh in Costa Rica this May for a queer wellness retreat. Don\\u2019t let future-you suffer from fomo. Book a spot today at bit.ly/lezdocostarica and treat yourself to a once in a lifetime experience, new friendships, and some much deserved relaxation in a beautiful National Park.\\xa0\\nYou can support Lez Hang Out while unlocking a bunch of perks like access to our exclusive Discord community, monthly full length bonus episodes, weekly ad-free episodes, and more by joining us on Patreon at bit.ly/lezpatreon. You can also support the podcast by checking out our original merch at bit.ly/lezshop and purchasing our original Lez-ssentials songs for as little as $1 each on Bandcamp!\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'