Sabrina Carpenter: NOT A JOSHUA BASSETT HATE PODCAST

Published: Aug. 5, 2022, 8:10 p.m.

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We listened to Sabrina Carptener's New Album: Emails I Can't Send SO YOU DONT HAVE TO. We've left behind the rotting carcass of the decrepit K&C era of our past and burst forth into new effervescent era of audio glory. Listen to us run, nay GALLOP, towards our new, inventive, never seen before CONTENT. Is it existential? YES. Is it buzzfeedesque? YES. Do we still mostly just talk about Twilight? YOU BET YOUR TOASTY LITTLE BUTT WE DO. We've blossomed forth into the content creators we were birthed to become, entering our final and most powerful podcast evolution: a gossip podcast. THAT'S RIGHT! TMZ can eat our ZILLENIAL DUST! We are you NEW SOURCE for the HOT SULTRY VENEGFUL AND CRINGEY NEWS about your favourite and least favourite E List celebrities, Teen Stars, and Disgraced Former Actors from 90s cult classics. And we're kicking of this earthshattering rebrand with the GHOST PEPPER equivalent SPICE that is the ancient legacy of Albums About Joshua Basset. Join us on this journey through the muck and mire that is this young man's impact on Disney actor/singer/songwriter girls and the global influence his inability to have a clean breakup has had. #notajoshuabassethatepodcast

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