b"This Week: JAAP gets Fabulous! Reality turns dark as one party member is lost to war and the others have to somehow carry on. Forget live-action, the surviving hosts discuss LOVE-action anime. Iori Nagase runs for a bunch of elections despite her time being over as the debate about sexism regarding tank-driving schoolgirls heats up a giant shitstorm and when a shocking survivor appears from the edge of the woods, 50 Cent and Ritsu Tainaka fall madly in love. Get ready to get stuffed, because JAAP's Thanksgiving Special is long , hard and ready to go. ...Also Shiro and Kuro OTP 4-EVA!"