b"Segments include:
- Guys win lotto then wees on his boss
- We speak to Olympic sprinter Ella Nelson
- Joneys Big Fact
- Odd Olympic facts
- We speak to Ab Fab stars Joanna Lumley & Jennifer Saunders
- Cronulla's golden point game
- Olympic cheats
- ACA's promo for a deadbeat stripper dad
- Office workers only busy 3 days a week
- Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap
- Channel 7 is stealing our local news
- Goolies"