b'Segments Include:
- Strip club for amateurs to perform
- Cozi from The Typing Pool updates us on Justin Bieber deleting his Instagram account
- Mounceys Magazine Watch
- Jonesy goes through Amanda\'s handbag
- "Dob In A Suburb Douche" We take your calls
- Olympics update: Pole vaulters penis
- We speak to Dr Chris Brown
- Local Essex News: Pensioner in a phone box
- We speak with Princess Diana\'s former bodyguard Ken Wharfe
- Amanda has been checking out Brian Cox on the internet
- Futurama\'s Zac Brannigan reads Trump quotes
- Goolies'