S03E31: Weekend At Polnareff's

Published: June 15, 2018, 10 a.m.

b'Today we learn about one of Darius\' childhood alter egos: Facts Murphy. (We stan.) The people who make JJBA merchandise are leaving *so much money on the table*, they should really hire us to just write "Not another phone strap??" every week to keep them in line. We have to think about how souls work, which is extremely dark and depressing because in the JoJo\'s universe the overall afterlife vibe is: Not Great. Polnareff is a total idiot. D\'Arby is an amazing cat guardian. And Joseph Joestar has probably seduced at least one man by putting coins in a shotglass, that man\'s game is incredible.\\n

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\\nJoJo\\u2019s Bizarre Explainer\\n

\\n\\nJoJo\'s Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you\'ve never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki\'s decades-spanning masterpiece, or you\'re a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo\'s Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo\'s Bizarre Adventure\\u2014anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!\\n \\n

explainjojo.com

@explainjojo\\n

@explainjojo@crazynoisybizarre.town

Here\\u2019s where to find the gang on the internet!

Eliz:

eliz.abeth.net

@elizsimins

Courtney:

superopinionated.com

@courtney@friend.camp

Darius:

tinysubversions.com

@tinysubversions

@darius@friend.camp

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