138 What Would Dazzler Do?

Published: Dec. 12, 2016, 9:23 a.m.

Art by David Wynne\n\nIn which we continue to follow the post-Siege Perilous X-Men; Dazzler finally makes her big-screen debut; Callisto gets a day job; Colossus gets a ponytail; still more X-Men fake their deaths; Jean Grey gets tentacles; Professor Wolverine is a jerk; and Jay overthinks Community.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tThe new-new Howling Commandos\n \tHit-Monkey\n \tUncanny X-Men #259-263\n \tDazzler: The Movie (again)\n \tFreddie Stanacheck\n \tEric Beale\n \tWhat Dazzler would do\n \tPeter Nicholas\n \tJenny Ransome and Phillip Moreau (again)\n \tTwin Peaks references, canonical and otherwise\n \tGenoshan foreign policy\n \tThe value of allegory\n \tSome regrettable X-costumes\n \tThat time Jean Grey got tentacles\n \tMolly the cat\n \tDubious medical ethics\n \tHardcase and the Harriers\n \tAn unlikely pizza party\n \tA theoretical Community/X-Men costume party\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Spotlight on the Starjammers!\n\n\n\nYou can find the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)