Theater VII: Jeepers Creepers

Published: April 3, 2018, 2 p.m.

b'This week\\u2019s episode takes us to a small rural town that is tormented by a goofy looking creature once every 23 years. No, it isn\\u2019t Stephen King\\u2019s It. This week\\u2019s movie is creepy Victor Salva\\u2019s third installment of the Jeepers Creepers franchise. This story takes place between the events of the first and second films and is as useless to the franchise\\u2019s storyline as Victor Salva is to civilized society. There isn\\u2019t that much of a story to grab a hold of here and the blood and guts are almost nonexistent. The Creeper looks really silly and could have benefited from much less of the film taking place in the daylight. Not really worth your time to watch, but more than worth you time to listen to Mike and Matt rip the movie to pieces. Why is Victor Salva allowed to keep making movies? Is there a worse looking movie monster from a mainstream \\u201chorror\\u201d franchise than this stupid looking Creeper? How much rope is in that tailpipe? Is Crazy Grandma really just a medium that can communicate with the great beyond? Why did the sheriff die in such an unceremonious fashion? Please, for the love of god, do not make a fourth Jeepers Creepers movie! Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.'