ANN 22: Gay Penguins Strike Back!

Published: Aug. 5, 2009, 7 a.m.

b'The gay penguins are back, and this time they have eggs! The zoo-keepers discriminating against our flippered friends have relented, and granted the gay twosome some eggs from a couple with "poor hatching abilities." That\'s one small step for gay penguins, one giant leap for queerkind.'