Sex Talk Over Dog Poop, Teen Squeaks From A Swallowed Doggie Toy, & Porn Goes Political

Published: Oct. 22, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Having "The Talk" with your teen about sex is awkward enough, so why not have the talk while doing something awkward...like picking up poop from your dog? A typical 13-y/o was enjoying tantalizing his mom by chewing on a squeaky toy until his mom tried to grab it from him...and he swallowed the squeaker! Now even the ER staff is laughing. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has found a politician who has no chance of winning, so he had no objections to hiring an adult movie star to make a political PORN flick for his campaign. It couldn\'t have been more desperate...or stupid. Just like the rest of the examples you\'ll hear in this episode... 

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  • The 5 Rules for Surviving in a Stupid World; 
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  • Should All Cars Have a Feature That Prevents You from Speeding?/Other Annoying Things Cars Should Prevent Drivers from Doing; 
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  • A Mom Let Her 10-y/o Son Get a Tattoo; 
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  • Disney adult shoves Chewbacca, ruins kids\\u2019 day at Star Wars: Galaxy\\u2019s Edge; 
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  • A Radio Host Fainted on the Air While Confronting Her Fear of Spiders; 
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  • A Woman Got Scammed by a Guy Claiming to Be an Astronaut Who Needed Money to Get Back from the Space Station; 
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  • Busch Is Adding Another Exciting Beer...for Dogs; 
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  • PA Parks Officials Release Curious Statement About Bigfoot Warnings; 
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  • A Woman Had 23 Contact Lenses Stuck in Her Eye; 
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  • A Woman Got Caught Using a Stolen Credit Card, Because She Also Used Her Loyalty Card
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  • $400K Worth of Meth Was Found in Condoms...Stuffed Inside Pumpkins
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  • Man Shines Laser Pointer at Another Car\\u2026& Caused It to Crash Into Him; 
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  • Cops Caught a Thief After He Left His Severed Finger at the Crime Scene; 
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  • Roller Coasters Are Triggering the iPhone\'s Crash Detector & Calling 911. 
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life\'s biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \\u201cHELP: My Kid Won\'t Get Out of the Shower!" & \\u201cHELP! My Kid Won\'t Use a Toilet Seat!"

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