Non-Stupid Pizza People, A Breastfeeding Groom, & "Coca-Cojones"

Published: March 4, 2023, 3 p.m.

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The job pool is not only shallow...it\'s polluted. One Ohio pizzeria is looking for qualified applicants who aren\'t STUPID. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre story about a bride who got the shock of her life when she found out how much of a "mommy\'s boy" her new husband was. There\'s data that indicates men who consume lots of Pepsi & Coke have bigger "junk"...which puts a whole new meaning to the term, "junk food"... And there\'s plenty of stupid junk in this week\'s episode, too!

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  • PA High School Student Arrested After Airdropping Bomb Threat During Airline Flight; 
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  • LOL Verifier Will Prevent You from Posting "LOL" If You Have Not Laughed Out Loud; 
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  • Mexican President Goes Viral After Posting Mischievous \\u2018Elf\\u2019 Photo; 
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  • Teens Nabbed After Running Through Fence for \'Kool-Aid Man\' TikTok Challenge; 
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  • Woody Harrelson Goes Full Anti-Vaxxer on "Saturday Night Live"; 
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  • FOLLOW-UP: Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location; 
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  • Boyfriend Livid After Girlfriend Charges His Phone: Violation of Trust; 
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  • Men Who Regularly Lift Heavy Objects at Work Have Higher Sperm Counts; 
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  • Woman Eats A Potato Chip Potentially Worth $120K; 
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  • "Dilbert" Has Been Dropped by Several Newspapers After Its Creator Said Some Racist Things; 
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  • A Woman Tries to Fake a Pee Test...with Water & Soda; 
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  • Shipwrecked Man Survives 24 Days on Ketchup\\u2013Heinz Is Looking for Him; 
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  • The "Crying Indian" Littering PSA from the \'70s Is Officially Retired; 
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  • Pringles-Flavored Fake Chicken Fries Are on the Way; 
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  • Romanian Councilor Appears Naked in Shower During WFH Meeting; 
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  • Adult Film Actor Fractures Penis Making Scene for OnlyFans; 
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  • A Couple Had a Truck Re-Keyed, & Then Stole It; 
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life\'s biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \\u201cHelp! \\u2013 My Neighbor Never Wears A Shirt" & \\u201cHelp! \\u2013 My Husband Wants To Show Our Kid "Cujo" So They Won\'t Trust The Neighbor\'s Dog".

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