Kinky Pittsburgh, Horny Build-A-Bears, & A Naked Man Hiding His Junk In A Trunk

Published: Feb. 12, 2022, 3 p.m.

b'Pittsburgh has some of unique bragging rights like having the most annoying dialect, but being the kinkiest city in America for "experimentation" was not what I was expecting. If you think a romantic Valentine\'s Day gift would be to take your sweetheart to a Build-A-Bear store, you may add some octane to your romance if you get a Build-A-Bear "After Dark". How would you react if you realized you\'d been driving around town for THREE DAYS, doing normal things like running errands & going to work, only to discover you\'ve been riding around with a NAKED MAN in your trunk? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you about one British Columbia woman who did. There\'s a boatload of stupidity waiting to be bailed out in this week\'s excursion, like these:\\xa0\\n\\n A Couple Stayed in an Airbnb, & Took Someone\'s Cat Home with Them;\\xa0\\n Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire;\\xa0\\n Lady Gets Rejected for Job Because Her Voicemail Greeting Was Too Jokey;\\xa0\\n A Couple Bought a Used Couch & Found Thousands of Fingernails in It;\\xa0\\n Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire;\\xa0\\n A NJ Town Canceled Its Groundhog Day Event After Its Groundhog Died;\\xa0\\n A Wrong-Way Driver Says Dale Earnhardt Sr.\'s Ghost Told Him to Do It;\\xa0\\n A Woman Who "Loves a Man in Uniform" Was Arrested for Slapping a Sexy Cop\'s Backside;\\xa0\\n Punxsutawney Phil Saw His Shadow...& 58% of Americans Trust Him;\\xa0\\n FL man shoots up his own car in road rage incident;\\xa0\\n Couple Gives Their Toddler an Apple Watch\\u2013He Promptly Called 911;\\xa0\\n Neighbor Demands Couple With Loud Bedroom Habits \\u2018See A Therapist\\u2019;\\xa0\\n Guy Attacks G/F Because She Didn\'t Find Cristiano Ronaldo Attractive;\\xa0\\n The Body Parts We Don\'t Clean Enough Include Our Armpits & Butt;\\xa0\\n Cannabis may impair driving ability for up to 4 hours, study finds;\\xa0\\n Introducing the "Kosk": A Foldable Mask That Only Covers Your Nose When You\'re Eating.\\xa0\\n\\nAnd we have questions from folks on problematic issues that they want to "ASK PANCHO" about: "My Grandma Thinks An Entertainer Is In Love With Her" and "I Found Out That My Mom Has Been Drinking Wine Out Of Mugs For Years" And play along with "Pancho" in the weekly "Insane Game Show" to see how well you can determine between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman" & more!\\n\\n--- \\n\\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support'