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b'If someone ever tells you that a roller-coaster would scare the $#!* out of them, you\'d better take them at their word. It actually happened at Bush Gardens. If you ever drop your phone in an outhouse, you may just want to pass at the opportunity to fetch it. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you, you could wind up like one woman in Washington state: Upside down in crap... If you have a son who keeps his incapacitated father locked up in a room full of crap, it\'s time to cut him out of the will. Which should have been the case for one stupid FL man. And more crappy stories of stupidity...\\xa0\\n\\n A Study Found It\'s Not Your Fault Your Mother-in-Law Hates You;\\xa0\\n Scammer Promised to Leave Easter Eggs in People\'s Yards, Then Didn\'t Show;\\xa0\\n A Bride & a Caterer Secretly Drugged Their Wedding Guests;\\xa0\\n Tough on Meth Sheriff\'s Daughter Arrested for Meth;\\xa0\\n 14% of Men Want a Urinal in Their House...91% of Women Do Not;\\xa0\\n Man found stealing sacks of crawdads from LA pond around midnight;\\xa0\\n A Jockey & Racehorse Both Tested Positive for Meth;\\xa0\\n A Guy Inhaled a Drill Bit at the Dentist;\\xa0\\n A Guy Named Aaron Burr Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun at Someone;\\xa0\\n A College in UT Is Offering a \'Pornography Studies\' Class;\\xa0\\n Man Exposes Himself to Entire Hair Salon;\\xa0\\n 229 Lbs. Of Marijuana Discovered After Woman Runs Out Of Gas On Bridge;\\xa0\\n Boy born with 2 penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors;\\xa0\\n People with Kids Are More Likely to Have Road Rage;\\xa0\\n CNN+ Streaming Service Shuddered Less Than 1 Month After Debut;\\xa0\\n Lifehacker\'s Best & Worst Ways to Legally Get High.\\xa0\\n\\n"Pancho" will have some wise advice to some of life\'s questions as we hear from 2 more folks wanting to "ASK PANCHO" about situations like, "Help, I\'m Too Embarrassed to Go Back to My Bank" and "My Favorite Foods Give Me Gas". Play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess the right answers in this week\'s "Insane Game Show"!\\n\\n--- \\n\\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support'