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b'You come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a screeching cat. You might be incensed, like this one Polish granny, who heard the dancing cactus toy she bought for her grandchild start cussing & singing songs about doing cocaine! This is just some of what\'s been happening in my stupid world that you\'ll hear about from me & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...along with these...\\n\\n This Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Haunt Your Dreams;\\xa0\\n Science Has Proven It: All Cats Are Psychos;\\xa0\\n A Guy Pulled a Gun at Little Caesars, Because His "Hot-N-Ready" Pizza Wasn\'t Hot & Ready;\\xa0\\n Meet the \\u2018megaspider\\u2019: Fangs so powerful, it can bite through fingernails;\\xa0\\n A FL doctor did laser surgery on a 91-y/o man\\u2019s eye\\u2014but on the wrong eye;\\xa0\\n A Guy Was Sick of Waiting to Use a Machine at the Gym, so He Sat on Top of the Person Using It/Things You Should Never Do at the Gym;\\xa0\\n A Drug Dealer Dumped Handfuls of Pot Out a Window While Cops Stood on the Sidewalk & Watched;\\xa0\\n 60+ People Stranded by Snow in English Pub with Oasis Cover Band;\\xa0\\n Secret Santa & Wrapping Presents Worst Part of Christmas Season;\\xa0\\n Man Survives Flight from Guatemala City to Miami Hiding in Landing Gear;\\xa0\\n A Guy with a Tesla Face Tattoo Got Drunk and Flipped His Minivan;\\xa0\\n A Man Stole ED Pills After His Insurance Wouldn\'t Cover Them;\\xa0\\n Oh! Christmas tree? NJ Cardboard display is the talk of a town;\\xa0\\n This Airport\\u2019s Secret Weapon Against Bird Strikes? Pigs;\\xa0\\n 11-Y/O "Prolific" Carjacker Arrested After Carjacking Police Sergeant\\u2019s Wife;\\xa0\\n Man Stopped for Speeding Calls 911 to Falsely Report Robbery.\\n\\nPlay along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" this week as well!!\\n\\n--- \\n\\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support'