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You come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a screeching cat. You might be incensed, like this one Polish granny, who heard the dancing cactus toy she bought for her grandchild start cussing & singing songs about doing cocaine! This is just some of what's been happening in my stupid world that you'll hear about from me & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...along with these...\n\n This Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Haunt Your Dreams;\xa0\n Science Has Proven It: All Cats Are Psychos;\xa0\n A Guy Pulled a Gun at Little Caesars, Because His "Hot-N-Ready" Pizza Wasn't Hot & Ready;\xa0\n Meet the \u2018megaspider\u2019: Fangs so powerful, it can bite through fingernails;\xa0\n A FL doctor did laser surgery on a 91-y/o man\u2019s eye\u2014but on the wrong eye;\xa0\n A Guy Was Sick of Waiting to Use a Machine at the Gym, so He Sat on Top of the Person Using It/Things You Should Never Do at the Gym;\xa0\n A Drug Dealer Dumped Handfuls of Pot Out a Window While Cops Stood on the Sidewalk & Watched;\xa0\n 60+ People Stranded by Snow in English Pub with Oasis Cover Band;\xa0\n Secret Santa & Wrapping Presents Worst Part of Christmas Season;\xa0\n Man Survives Flight from Guatemala City to Miami Hiding in Landing Gear;\xa0\n A Guy with a Tesla Face Tattoo Got Drunk and Flipped His Minivan;\xa0\n A Man Stole ED Pills After His Insurance Wouldn't Cover Them;\xa0\n Oh! Christmas tree? NJ Cardboard display is the talk of a town;\xa0\n This Airport\u2019s Secret Weapon Against Bird Strikes? Pigs;\xa0\n 11-Y/O "Prolific" Carjacker Arrested After Carjacking Police Sergeant\u2019s Wife;\xa0\n Man Stopped for Speeding Calls 911 to Falsely Report Robbery.\n\nPlay along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" this week as well!!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support