Idle Thumbs 90: Passive But Deadly

Published: Jan. 16, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

Triangulated coordinates. An esoteric puzzle. An impossible cipher. The door opens to reveal your captor: a beard; mirrored shades; the infallible dictator of a banana republic. But upon second glance you realize it's not a fearsome generalissmo -- it's just Nick Breckon.