b'This is my first official episode! On today\'s episode I force my friend Rita to say noises into a microphone! Stories covered are:
1. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/gywzz7/pensioner-banned-from-every-farm-in-britain-for-fisting-cow
2. https://www.indy100.com/article/piers-morgan-cartoon-donald-trump-the-mash-report-bbc-two-disturbing-butt-sex-brown-nosing-8192531?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100
3. http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/31/man-caught-masturbating-in-burger-king.html
4. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fox-and-friends-flu_us_5a6f2144e4b0ddb658c897f9?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
What constitutes sexual harassment? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZslRP53PPM'