b'I FUCKING LOVE BETHANY TURNER (and y\'all should too!)
Stories Used:
https://myfox8.com/2019/07/08/south-carolina-woman-charged-after-allegedly-throwing-a-snake-at-a-woman-and-stealing-her-car/
https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/06/a-white-supremacist-set-himself-on-fire-while-trying-to-burn-down-a-synagogue/'