Father Christmas Is Back

Published: Dec. 14, 2021, 3 a.m.

We are so so sorry! Today brings us Father Christmas Is Back starring all the people you know in a script apparently written by a drunk robot chimp that has been catapulted into a wall. Scores the lowest ever (for some of us) and has no redeeming features whatsoever. Seriously, this movie stinks worse then whatever has died in Joes bathroom.