47. Romeo Must Die (2000)

Published: May 25, 2020, 7:01 a.m.

Jet Li is Romeo! What’s that, he’s Han? Jet Li is Han, and he must die! What’s that, nobody is trying to kill him? Ok well you know what, they might have whiffed on the Romeo + Juliet parallels but they nailed the early 00’s hip hop meets action genre. Aaliyah is a surprisingly good actress and gets used like a weapon to kill a motorcycle lady, dozens of people die so that the Oakland Raiders can move to Canada, and DMX has a casino featuring absolutely no gambling. What else do you need. This is or review of Han Must Please Leave