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*Opening Scene* \nScientist: We can't do that. \nQuestionable/Secret Government Entity: HA! \n\n*Two weeks later*\n(After an observation of the whole planet on fire) \nJoe Blue Collar: Well... Guess we gotta find a new planet... \n*Rolls Up Sleeves*\n\nYup. We'll get into that... \n\nBUT FIRST!!! \n\nAlex and JoJo bring on a beer by recommendation from Rindi!\n\nDelirium Tremens \nhttps://www.delirium.be/en/beers\n\nThen we talk NASA finding 7 potentially habitable exoplanets a mere 39 light years away:\nhttps://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-telescope-reveals-largest-batch-of-earth-size-habitable-zone-planets-around \n\nWhich we're going to need because Monkeys and Chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age:\nhttp://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age\n\nAnd on these new planets we're going to need phones that last more than two years... \n*Enter Nokia, Stage Left*\n*Nokia Cracks Knuckles, Punches Audience in the Nostalgia*\nNokia 3310 Resurrected: \nhttp://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39095127\n\n*Climatic Plot Twist*\nPlus, Episode 59's G30 Question of The Week:\nOn a NASA trip to one of the newly discovered exoplanets what would be the most underrated role that no one is talking about?\n\n*End Scene*\n*Roll Credits*\n*Secret Awesome, but Significantly Vague After Credits Scene*\n\nG30 Happy Hour Will Return in Episode 60! \n\n\n-Cheers!