S1E17 - The Worst Houseguest

Published: Sept. 1, 2020, 1 p.m.

BEG ALL YOU WANT, PLEAD ALL YOU LIKE, IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD AGAINST THE BOUNDLESS FURY OF EPISODE SEVENTEEN! ALL YOU WOULD-BE CULTIVATORS OF AQUATIC PLANTS CAN THROW YOURSELVES AT MY FEET IN BREATHLESS GRATITUDE, FOR IT IS IN THIS EPISODE THAT WE DISCUSS WATER GARDENS! MER-MAN, MY MOST MOIST OF MINIONS, JOINS ME ON THE MIC AND SHARES BOTH INSIGHT INTO THE BENEFITS OF WATER GARDENS, AND THE OCCASIONAL TANGENT INTO HIS OWN DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR! A PITY, REALLY, THAT THIS EPISODE'S WISDOM IS SO TAINTED BY A CERTAIN BOORISH BAT-THEMED HOUSEGUEST FROM ETHERIA WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS! AND THAT IS IT, THERE ARE CERTAINLY NO ADDITIONAL INTERJECTIONS OR SNIDE REMARKS FROM TRAITOROUS SOUND MINIONS WHOSE EXISTENCE I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE! BUT THAT IS MY PRIVILEGE, ETERNIA--TO IGNORE *MY* EXISTENCE IS TO INVITE YOUR OWN UNTIMELY DEMISE! NYAHAHAHAHA!