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b'Papa Roach probably said it best when they said, "Wait...why do we only get 2 drink tickets? Are we even getting paid for this? Come on. At least give us gas money. This is the worst Chuck E. Cheese we\'ve ever played."\\nWhen a child who may be named Timmy or Tommy (I don\'t have the energy to figure out which) gets caught assembling a nudie puzzle by his mother, he overreacts, just a tad, and kills his mother with an axe. Having learned all he knows about women from his sexy jigsaw puzzle, he does the only thing he can think to do. He cuts her into small pieces with a carpenter\'s saw. \\xa040 years later, he starts chopping up co-eds because somebody was skateboarding where they shouldn\'t have. Or something. I\'m really unsure about that part. So climb into the water-bed you\'ve just installed in your workout room, crank the Sousa marches, and join Matt and Tristan for the drugged cup of instant coffee that is, Pieces.'