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b'"But who will bring the ice cream?" The innocent words of a young Clint Howard, as he eats a pushup next to the body of yet another ice cream delivery professional struck down by vicious gangsters in a scene that is becoming all too familiar in suburban neighborhoods. In this brave film, we are given a rare opportunity to see the world through the Ice Cream Man\'s eyes. A world where not every day is a happy, happy, happy day.\\nOnce he has finally left the asylum, which may or may not be run by clowns, Ice Cream super-fan Gregory buys an Ice Cream truck and takes over for the Ice Cream King whom he saw gunned down as a child. Gregory spices up The King\'s old boring recipes with human remains, live mice and dog\'s blood. Plus, he makes his own waffle cones right on the truck!\\nSome kids, a dog, a dad and a floozy all go missing, and everybody in town gets bent out of shape. Look out Ice Cream Man! This town doesn\'t deserve you! So get a batch of Butter Brickle, (Do you know how long it takes to make Butter Brickle???) a prosthetic forehead (on your real head), and a waffle cone full of the American Werewolf in London and get ready for two scoops of madness with Matt and Tristan as they slow-churn the classic 1995 film, Ice Cream Man.'