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b"Get ready for this summer's hottest new video game! YOU play the role of Satan's Little Helper, an incredibly stupid child who's feigned inability to distinguish fantasy from reality will probably get him off the hook for all the atrocities that he will soon take part in! Rack up the points by killing boyfriends, poisoning BMX ninjas, and marrying your sister! Be sure to look out for the shopping cart upgrade! Now you're playing with power!\\xa0\\nSo grab your best painting cat, a few rolls of packing tape, and a pastry crimper for some reason(?) and join Matt and Tristan on a Halloween murder spree that will leave you with numb thumb of the brain, Satan's Little Helper."