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b'When her relationship with an Emmy-winning football player fails due to a dispute over his rubber leg scar, Jennifer runs into the arms of her second love, Danish folk festivals.\\xa0She hops into the Action 6 Action Station Wagon and heads out to get her pulitzer on the mean streets of some dumb town with a folk festival. Sadly, due to a tragic mixup, the only place left to stay is at the local murder mansion. Jennifer\\xa0knows that she is the only reporter daring enough to report that, "People seem to be enjoying the parade," so she and her two person camera crew settle in. Turns out, this family is not only really upsetting, there\'s another family member in the basement, who is exceptionally upsetting. So freshen up your pile of soiled rags, jam that teddy bear down your pants, and join Matt and Tristan for the least tasteful bit of family entertainment since Ed Gein\'s variety show, The Unseen.\\xa0\\nOh, and BTW...it should be said that this movie carries a trigger warning for literally everything. You name it, it\'s in here. So...if that\'s a problem for you, steer clear. Fair warning.'