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b'Before you worry: no, we have not run out of real topics. It\\u2019s just that, every so often we need to indulge a weird little voice that says things like, \\u201cEver noticed how many people die on toilets in horror movies? Wonder what kind of deep-seated fears that explores.\\u201d\\n\\nAnd there are a LOT of people who die on toilets in horror movies. Michael Myers really likes to freak people out in public restrooms. We know Norman Bates likes to dispatch folks while they\\u2019re in the shower, but he is not above preying on someone while they\\u2019re just trying to pee. Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger have also done it. (The poor guy falls asleep on the toilet. Don\\u2019t judge\\u2014we\\u2019ve all been there.)\\n\\nHere, however, are the best instances of nature calling you to your death.'