Cinef#$%ery: Van Helsing

Published: Aug. 26, 2018, midnight

We're continuing our experiment diving into the dregs of cinema with the latest edition of Cinef#$%ery: VAN HELSING! Directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra), starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale, vampires vs. werewolves vs. Frankensteins ... what could go wrong? Oh, well, just about everything that could go wrong, of course. So, just how f#$%ed is this O.G. attempt at a Dark Universe? Listen now to find out! And come back in two weeks to hear us break down the f#$%ery of Stephen Sommers’ VAN HELSING. You can also find the Forgotten Film Pod on iTunes, Stitcher and most pod-catchers near you.