DTD1057 (Desperately) Seeking Santa

Published: Dec. 23, 2019, 11:10 a.m.

Just like yesterday, today's skill will almost certainly help save Christmas as we know it. Aid Bernard the Yorkshire (or possibly Lancashire) elf locate the elusive red-coated fellow upon which Christmas pretty much depends. Apologies up-front for all the days of this skill we've missed and for the long and totally unnecessary explanation of the Giant's Causeway. BTW, in saying Yorkshire *or* Lancashire I've immediately alienated both groups of listeners in one fell swoop.