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b'A vicar in a village near Huddersfield has given each of his parishioners \\xa310 each and told them to go forth and multiply the money for the church\\u2026which,amazingly,they did\\u2026a young girl mad cards out of her photos and sold them.. and someone else made bird tables\\u2026and the \\xa3550 he forked out brought in 15 grand for work on the church\\u2026. \\nThere was a terrible tragedy on Windermere Lake where a family had taken out a motor launch and got poisoned by carbon monoxide fumes from a faulty generator\\u2026.a young girl and her mother died and the father was left in a critical condition\\u2026this shows the hidden dangers of this deadly gas\\u2026which has no detectable smell\\u2026I think carbon monoxide detectors should be fitted to anywhere this is likely to happen\\u2026e.g. tents and caravans\\u2026.\\n \\nOur wonderful benefit system is heavily featured in the news at the moment\\u2026attempting to make you \\u201cbetter off if you go to work\\u201d\\u2026.now the problem here is these out of touch \\u201clawmakers\\u201d don\\u2019t seem to realise that everyone is different\\u2026\\u2026.it\\u2019s like the brainless morons who drive around with no tax or insurance and can\\u2019t see anything wrong\\u2026even when the cops catch up with them and take their car away\\u2026sadly we need to bring back public flogging and stoning\\u2026\\n \\nOn a lighter note one of the most difficult tasks at the moment is trying to find something worth watching on television\\u2026it really has reached a new low\\u2026.the BBC occasionally (very occasionally) has a decent drama\\u2026but it\\u2019s always the same faces\\u2026the same ones keep popping up in different things which sort of takes away the reality\\u2026and as for ITV we now have to watch adverts with bits of programme in between\\u2026\\n\\n..... finally the Queen has been awarded a special BAFTA award for her appearance in the James Bond spoof at the start of the Olympics\\u2026she seemed to be made up\\u2026and has been hailed as the most memorable Bond Girl\\u2026.great stuff\\u2026.makes us proud to be British.'