Sting...Coffee and Sir Cliff

Published: June 8, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

b'Big hoo hah about the intention of Wetherspoons opening up a place on the motorway\\u2026.\\u201dIt will encourage drivers to drink\\u201d\\u2026.\\u201dThose struggling to abstain will be tempted\\u201d\\u2026.\\u2026the reason for the complaints is probably because Wetherspoons do cheap good value food and cheap COFFEE \\u2026 unlike the present rip off service stations\\u2026.and maybe PASSENGERS would like a pint\\u2026I\\u2019m a big fan of the \\u2018Spoons .. go get \\u2018em guys.\\n \\nTwo more items of scary news this week\\u2026.full out announcement - \\u201cshower gel could have a bad effect on pregnant women\\u2019s babies\\u2026and they must avoid eating food which has been plastic wrapped\\u201d\\u2026this is from the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynacologists (imagine working there and having to say that every time someone asks you where you work)\\u2026.but they later added that this is only an assumption\\u2026so let\\u2019s scare everyone first!!........ALSO there are KILLER jelly fish in the Med\\u2026.purple ones !!....a jellyfish is like a nettle\\u2026they don\\u2019t chase you and in virtually every case you rub a bit of ammonia on the sting\\u2026end of\\u2026.BUT NO everyone get your harpoons ordered\\u2026.it\\u2019s hell out there !!!\\n \\nThere are new motoring laws coming in soon\\u2026.it\\u2019s an on the spot fine of \\xa360 for tailgating\\u2026and for hogging the middle lane on the motorway\\u2026I\\u2019m all for this but I don\\u2019t know how they are going to enforce this\\u2026also use of mobile phones while driving fines go up from \\xa360 to \\xa3100\\u2026and driving without insurance from \\xa3200 to \\xa3300\\u2026..personally I think anyone driving without insurance should get a life ban\\u2026.all good stuff but it wont make a blind bit of difference\\u2026you\\u2019ll still see the loonies out there.\\n \\nThere was a discussion on the tele about lack of quality time served entertainers on TV\\u2026.people who are professional\\u2026all we get are amateur talent shows (which do my head in)\\u2026but I think the whole business is struggling because \\u201cstars\\u201d were charging too much\\u2026.a pal of mine Paul Williams\\u2026 ran a club in Birkenhead and back in the early 80\\u2019 people like Anita Harris were allegedly charging 3 grand\\u2026\\u2026not worth it\\u2026but it crippled the game.\\n \\nNOW talking of major celebs\\u2026your mate Cliff has been on tele pushing his latest tour\\u2026.I must say he looks very well\\u2026..now don\\u2019t get me wrong\\u2026I LIKE Cliff but he is always on a high telling us that his latest tour has had rave reviews and that he has sold x million records etc etc\\u2026.we KNOW\\u2026we were THERE Cliff\\u2026\\u2026.just give us Livin\\u2019 Doll and we\\u2019ll all be happy.'