Killer Crabs and Tripe

Published: April 19, 2014, 8:44 a.m.

b'Britain\\u2019s Got Talent is back\\u2026..now I KNOW it is very popular (which shows the mentality of the masses)\\u2026but WHY subject us to idiots who are happy to ridicule themselves on national TV?...and WHY Ant and Dec?....heaven knows we\\u2019ve seen enough of them over the last six months\\u2026can\\u2019t see the point of them on this show\\u2026.and WHY the same old format with talentless \\u201cjudges\\u201d playing God and the same old sob stories from the contestants which have NOTHING to do with their act\\u2026\\u2026.bring back Opportunity Knocks I say\\u2026at least we were looking at genuine contestants.\\n \\nGreat to see Nigel Evans fighting back\\u2026the guy was dragged through court \\u2026 was TOTALLY cleared of any offences\\u2026and ended up 130 grand out of pocket\\u2026.he is starting to kick up a fuss and good on him\\u2026.he says the CPS should reimburse the cases they lose\\u2026.and so say all of us !!!!\\n \\nNow we have had a few weeks of nice weather\\u2026you\\u2019d think we\\u2019d all be happy\\u2026what with no storms and no floods etc\\u2026NOT A CHANCE\\u2026.the media are straight on to their usual scare tactics\\u2026.\\u201dthere\\u2019s a hole in the ozone layer which means the sun will be much stronger and we are all going to get burnt\\u2026even when the sun isn\\u2019t out\\u201d\\u2026.and \\u201cscientists\\u201d have discovered new creatures from overseas which are a threat to humanity\\u2026they EAT our plants\\u2026not forgetting the KILLER CRABS who have arrived in the Thames on the hulls of boats\\u2026these monsters burrow into the river bank\\u2026HELP!!! our country is being eaten away\\u2026and all because we have had a bit of sunshine\\u2026.there will be a hosepipe ban any day now\\u2026.somebody call Bruce Willis !!!!\\n \\nTo add to the tripe on Television which consists mainly of rubbish soaps we are now being subjected to a programme which films sewer workers at their daily tasks\\u2026.very nice when you are having your supper\\u2026this together with \\u201cEmbarrasing Bodies\\u201d where we can see the obese having bits sliced off them makes a good case for listening to the radio\\u2026..is Radio Luxemburg still going?\\n \\nand finally\\u2026.to lighten the mood\\u2026I had to laugh at the front page news of Cameron being stung by a jellyfish on his holidays\\u2026.I would think they will be searching for the said jellyfish to give it a rabies jab\\u2026.and a little two year old was playing about with his dad\\u2019s phone and accidentally phoned the police\\u2026..when he cut the call short the police went round to the house and found a load of cannabis plants\\u2026OOPS !!..classic stuff\\u2026and lastly they have been talking about the fact that kids do not know the true meaning of Easter\\u2026.they asked a little 4 year old and she said \\u201cYou have to believe in the Easter Bunny\\u2026the more you believe the more eggs you get\\u201d\\u2026..she\\u2019ll go far.'