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b'The song this week is a demo I found in the drawer which I had forgotten about\\u2026.it\\u2019s called \\u201cNosey Parker\\u201d and was a song I wrote for The Krankies a while back\\u2026.it was for their panto where Janette played Pinocchio and sang it in the show\\u2026.I remember her saying how they laughed at the way I sang \\u201cchurch\\u201d\\u2026and \\u201cperch\\u201d. I have written a lot of songs for them over the years but I have only seen them do one live\\u2026.it was for a show in Blackpool where she wanted a mickey take of \\u201cI\\u2019m a Barbie Girl\\u201d\\u2026.I came up with \\u201cI\\u2019m a boobie Girl\\u201d\\u2026which involved Jan coming on with these enormous inflatable boobs which went bigger and bigger as the song went on\\u2026it was hilarious. The floods have been unbelievable in Cumbria\\u2026.people losing everything\\u2026 I\\u2019m wondering whether all those countries we send money to will be having a collection for these poor folk\\u2026.I very much doubt it. People have to place their belongings outside their property so the insurers can check\\u2026.and there have been reports of some of it being stolen by organised looters \\u2026 some really nice people around eh? One man was moving his furniture out and left his sons wheelchair on the pavement\\u2026and it was stolen by a passing car\\u2026even if you catch this scum they will probably get away with a warning\\u2026.they should string them up in the street and hand out baseball bats.. Also in the Midlands there have been workers trying to get the power back into the town and\\u2026wait for it\\u2026.parking attendants are slapping tickets on there cars while they are working\\u2026great stuff eh? I\\u2019m all for legal parking but when roads are under 4 feet of water I think a little bit of common sense is required\\u2026..the council however are apparently panicking to waive the fines\\u2026out of embarrassment\\u2026.problem is you give a moron a bit of power and it goes to their head. I went over to Liverpool last Tuesday afternoon and the place was buzzing\\u2026..the atmosphere was electric\\u2026.there were groups busking in the streets\\u2026.top quality stuff too\\u2026and there\\u2019s even an outdoor ice rink down by Albert Dock\\u2026.I met up with a pal of mine and we went for a pint and a bite to eat in The Pumphouse in Albert Dock\\u2026which you will know\\u2026and the value was top notch\\u2026hence the place was full. It\\u2019s nice to see the City doing so well\\u2026it\\u2019s a pleasure to go there. A few years back I decided to finish gigging\\u2026after my 50th consecutive new years eve bash\\u2026.so going out is no longer an option\\u2026.nice meal\\u2026bottle of wine \\u2026 and a bit of telly. Looking back to the days when my band played from 8 til 2 in the morning I shudder. I watched the fireworks on TV at midnight \\u2026 I wondered how much that lot cost?....and how about the high rise in Dubai going up in flames?...what is it made of balsa wood?'