Give 'em all tickets!

Published: Dec. 22, 2012, 9:40 a.m.

b'On the news recently\\u2026..an infant school was having a nativity play and 10 minutes from the end a copper trundles in and tells the parents they are illegally parked and if they don\\u2019t shift the cars immediately he would give them a ticket\\u2026.this went down well with everyone complaining\\u2026.good stuff\\u2026but if anyone had have got knocked over because of stupid parking there would have been an uproar. Also on the news an old lady (who is suffering from cancer) got burgled\\u2026they took the lot and her savings and she was really upset\\u2026after the TV report was shown she received all sorts of money and stuff from viewers and companies\\u2026.a great story\\u2026.There is going to be a remake of Dad\\u2019s Army with a woman playing Mainwaring\\u2026it\\u2019ll NEVER work\\u2026.They have just erected a plaque on the Birkenhead waterfront in memory of The Cockleshell Heroes\\u2026.one of which came from Birkenhead (Frederick Laver).It was my favourite film with Tony Newley and Jose Ferrer\\u2026a great story of bravery by the Marines\\u2026they shortened the war by 6 months by canoing out to the German fleet and attaching explosives to the ships\\u202612 went out \\u2026 two came back\\u2026Plebgate has again reared it\\u2019s ugly head\\u2026Andrew Mitchell always denied he called a copper a pleb\\u2026.and now they have found out that the guy who \\u201cwitnessed \\u201c the event wasn\\u2019t even there\\u2026and he was a copper\\u2026.OOPS!!....so it\\u2019s all kicked off again\\u2026\\u2026'