England crash out of the World Cup

Published: June 21, 2014, 8:45 a.m.

b'\\u2026it\\u2019s been all World Cup\\u2026and as usual England are consistent\\u2026.I don\\u2019t know how much the so-called expert pundits get\\u2026but whatever it is it\\u2019s too much. They sit there and go through the details of a match you have just watched\\u2026with all sorts of suggestions,,,bottom line WE LOST\\u2026AS USUAL. But what I can\\u2019t understand is how upset people get\\u2026it\\u2019s a football match\\u2026with a bunch of overpaid sportsmen\\u2026that\\u2019s all\\u2026it\\u2019s not the end of the world!! I\\u2019m not a betting man but I put a fiver on Germany to win the cup\\u2026.you can\\u2019t bet against them guys\\n\\n\\u2026\\u2026.and you have to laugh\\u2026the tennis has the \\u201chawkeye\\u201d technology\\u2026the rugby has the video playback for the ref\\u2026and world football has splashed out on a can of shaving foam. Next we\\u2019ve got Wimbledon where Andy Murray will crash out along the way in front of \\u201cMurray Mount\\u201d\\u2026.why aren\\u2019t Djokovic and Nadal among the constant flow of immigrants into this country\\u2026at least they would come in handy\\u2026..what gets me every time is we are still going on about the 66 World Cup\\n\\n\\u2026\\u2026mind you while the schools are told that there must be no winners or losers I can\\u2019t see us ever getting anywhere in top class sport unless it\\u2019s throwing the bean bag. There was news coverage of a local cricket match whereby some moron went into the changing rooms while the match was on and stole all the mobile phones\\u2026however there was a tracker device on one of them so the whole team chased after the culprit and caught him\\u2026and handed him over to the police\\u2026with a few cricket bat impressions on him I would think\\n\\n\\u2026\\u2026\\u2026 Also a classic where there was CCTV footage of a rough looking guy in a bank who was having a bad day and in comes a guy in a crash helmet with a gun\\u2026so the bloke at the counter starts yelling at him and realises it\\u2019s not a real gun so he goes for him\\u2026.the bad guy takes off out of the bank followed by Mr.Angry who picks up a fire extinguisher on the way and clobbers this bloke with it\\u2026.the robber then hits Mr. Angry with his crash helmet but Mr.A\\u2019s mate saw all this and joined in\\u2026.and \\u201capprehended\\u201d the bank robber\\u2026.and got an award from the police\\u2026who never mentioned what state the criminal was in.\\n\\n\\u2026\\u2026and finally\\u2026.track three on my Doowop CD is \\u201cKing of the Hop\\u201d\\u2026.this came about when one of the lads on a Wednesday night played Bobby Darin\\u2019s \\u201cQueen of the Hop\\u201d\\u2026and I thought there\\u2019s never been a KING\\u2026so off O went and I\\u2019ve given my pal Joe Conroy the honour of being the main man\\u2026HOWEVER\\u2026.you also get a mensh (Vinny was a macho quarterback). Runaround Sue is a number we do occasionally at our weekly jam sessions with the Cheshire Cats so I based the beat on that\\u2026..it\\u2019s all rock and roll.'