Don's Moving to Mars!

Published: Aug. 30, 2017, 10:26 a.m.

b'The song this week is The Colour Of Time and is one I co-wrote with a good friend of \\nmine called Patricia Knapton...it features a painter who sees rainbows where there is no rain and everyone in his painting is smiling with no hatred etc....proving the world is a better place through a six year old\'s eyes instead of the goons who run things at the moment.\\n\\nWe have been bombarded with documentaries on Lady Di....telling us nothing we don\'t know....I think we have all had enough now.....so much so I wrote to the "Have Your Say" section of a TV magazine....and got 10 quid for my letter !!!...so I\'m not alone in my opinion........and adding to the mountain of flowers I realise that until people get a life and stop acting like sheep there is little hope for humanity.\\n\\nWe also have coverage of the gay pride marches etc.......it\'s time some organisations got over themselves..companies have given them an 8% rise...so up goes the TV licence...brilliant.....we\'ll have "Sir" Chris Evans next..\\nare....confused?...just a bit....mistakenly taking him to the pictures could be an error.\\n\\nWe\'ve had two major crashes on the motorways....one in the Conway Tunnel in Wales causing miles of tailbacks and another on the M1....this will never change unless they alter the driving laws....we need to rid the roads of complete idiots who think they are Lewis Hamilton.......jail sentences are what is required....and stiffer driving tests.....but then the human rights brigade would come out of the woodwork.\\n\\nI\'m not the biggest Beatles fan but they have had a Beatles celebration event in \\nLiverpool....which has been a success .... when you live here it wears a bit thin..\\nDi....Beatles...human rights....political correctness.....I think I\'ll apply to be an astronaught and take up residence on Mars.'