Don Woods for Batman!

Published: June 14, 2017, 7:21 p.m.

b'The song this week is called "On The River" which is where I spent Tuesday afternoon in my Laser Dinghy....I like to get out on the River Dee at West Kirby with just me,the breeze,and the seals....paradise......we are very lucky to have this sailing facility here on Wirral...and if the tide is out we can use the large Marine Lake.\\n\\nThis country is becoming like a bad comedy show.......our wonderful Prime Minister calls for a snap general election for no reason whatsoever and falls flat on her face...with a collection of M.P.s seeing their cushy job vanish overnight with Teresa nowhere to be seen....then we have Mr.Corbyn jumping up and down in celebration even though he LOST the election..\\n\\nI watched a chap called Roy Larmer who was interviewed on the morning news\\nprogramme....this was the chap who took on the terrorists during the recent London\\nattacks....he was badly injured with wounds to his arms and neck but thankfully survived...he was talking about his experience which was very moving (despite the stupid question from Suzanne Reid)....it turns out that this hero is homeless and has no job....I really felt sorry for him....apparently a fund has been set up and up to now has raised 50 grand....which is all very well but considering this is ONE FIFTH of the fee Tony Blair gets for one after dinner speech.....PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE BECAUSE OF MR.LARMER!!!...\\n\\nRichard Hammond has had another near fatal crash....what an absolute idiot....and has "apologised\' to his wife and family...it\\nis...except some of them aren\'t as lucky as Hammond...and how much is this ego trip going to cost the health service?...\\n\\nThere was a memorial service for Ronnie Corbett which was attended by lots of\\ncelebrities....to me he was a REAL comedian...and the sketches with Ronnie Barker were pure genius.......and finally Adam West also passed away... the ONLY Batman\\n... I actually went to his book signing in Liverpool and got the chance to shake his hand and thank him for all the good work he did in Gotham City....cool or what.'