BROADCASTS.com

b"There seem to be a lot of \\u201ccomebacks\\u201d at the moment\\u2026.there was a bloke on the tele who was such a big fan of The Smiths (who are threatening to re-form) he got Morrisey to sign his arm and then got a tattoo over the signature. All very dutiful\\u2026but this bloke is 50!!...Don went to Liverpool in the week to soak up the atmosphere\\u2026\\u2026while he was there he thought he\\u2019d pop into a huge store and buy his daughter-in- law a present. He saw a penguin which lights up for about 40 quid\\u2026so he went to the desk to ask how to buy it\\u2026.after 5 minutes of waiting for a young shopgirl to come off her mobile........ Don decided to go back to the display and try and find another member of staff\\u2026which wasn\\u2019t easy\\u2026then he spotted one walking past\\u2026staff training!...Prince William was the subject of a photoshoot while he was doing his work for the RAF on Anglesey\\u2026all good stuff\\u2026but when the photos were put out for his subjects to see there were MOD passwords on the wall in the background\\u2026.OOPS\\u2026.......Someone has come up with the idea of making disruptive pupils wear a bright yellow jacket so teachers will be able to spot them\\u2026GONE are the dunces' caps \\u2026.this will REALLY teach them a lesson\\u2026. \\u2026On a lighter note\\u2026Don once met BATMAN!!!...the REAL one (Adam West)..he was doing a booksigning in Liverpool \\u2026.you had to buy his book if you wanted an autograph..so Don got in the queue and eventually came face to face with the Caped Crusader\\u2026..he scribbled his name in the book and Don said \\u201cI\\u2019d like to thank you for all the good work you did on behalf of the citizens of Gotham City\\u201d\\u2026\\u2026.he said ...."